The Commish: All-Star spots

I gotta run people. But I thought I'd be guilty of malfeasance if I didn't let you know who should and shouldnt be on your NBA All-Star squad.

Starters are announced today, but most fans are stupid. This is how things should look.

I'll have multiple, non-sports posts up tomorrow.

EAST
starters
G: Ive
G: Billups
F: Bron
F: Vince
C: Diesel

reserves
G: Gil
G: Wade
G: Rip
F: Uncle Pauly
F: Sheed
F: O'Neal
F: Howard

sorry: Ben, Bosh, Ason "No J" Kidd (that's courtesy of Chuck), TJ, Webb and Twain Jamison.

WEST
starters

G: Nash
G: 81
F: Dirk
F: Duncan
C: Camby

reserves
G: Baron
G: Sammy
F: Brand
F: Marion
F: KG
F: Carmelo
F: Gasol

sorry Mac, Parker (his exclusion was out of spite), Okur, Lil Chrissy.