A Couple Things XVII

-- Season 5 of 24 starts Sunday with a 2-hr episode, followed up by another 2-hr jump off Monday. I just finished the tail end of Season 4 that I missed during my move from Orlando back to DC. It was the ish. That's one of the few shows that is so well-written and has such great plots and plot twists that the whole slate of actors can continuously turn in F-rated performances but the show remains enthralling.

If you think that's not gettin the No. 1 spot on my TiVo Season Pass lineup, then u betta ax sumbody.

-- speaking of shows...is there any real reason that I should go rent the first season of Lost and get hip to that? I'm askin that for real. if so, somebody get at the Dude.

-- Mary just put the crib on the market which means that my wish of moving into the city may come true sooner than I expected. I'm so through with Hernando right now. I just wanna walk on a sidewalk, go to a bookstore, be in a room with at least three other young professionals, eat brunch outside and go to a bar without seeing a mullet, confederate flag or feel like the ish won't go down if i pop the sauce. A couple of my co-workers have been recruiting me to the Hyde Park neighborhood and I thought it was dope when I visited, so I'm lookin forward to goin apt shoppin. I won't have nearly as much room as I do now, but I didnt even make use of the room, since I concluded two months into my stay that I was bouncin as soon as my lease was up.

-- I still find it funny that, perhaps, the most conservative Supreme Justice is a black man. to this day, that genuinely makes me smile at the irony.

-- Do you think Scalia calls Thomas a Moolian, a lot? I do. They'll be at lunch Rehnquist wants someone to pass the salt, when Souter reaches and Scalia's like, "Hey, take it easy over there Dave, let the moolian fetch the f*&^%$n salt."

Then the check comes and everyone reaches for their pocket, besides Ginsburg, and Scalia's like, "What, are your arms too short you Jew bastard?" Then he then he dips a piece of leftover bread in some marinara and slings it at her and orders Uncle thomas to go get a wet cloth.

"You two priks were made for each udda u know that! MADE FOR EACH UDDA!!"

I really think this goes on.