Sweat-hoggin

I meant to get this post up sooner, but it's still relevant. So let me hit and quit it right quick.

Has anyone ever heard of sweathogging? I had never known there was name for this act.

Some background: I was at the supermarket in the magazine aisle and came across this Marie Claire with Penelope Cruz on the cover. For some reason, I'm kinda crushin on her recently, so I started flipping through the mag looking for her article. The issue was semi-dedicated to how America views fat women and there was this article on sweathogging.

Sweathogging is basically when a bunch of dudes, usually frat boys, I guess, go to clubs or bars or gathering places and purposely try to pick up really large women, assuming it's an easy smash. And once they kop the large woman they usually try to use them for the most debased sexual experience because, i guess, they believe the bigums will be down for whatever, out of desperation and deprivation.

It's sordid stuff...so debauched, in fact, that it's semi-comical.

I only scanned the Marie Claire jump-off, because, like most of those broad-mags, it was fluffy and surface and corny. but after being considerably intrigued I went on the internet to see if some alternative weekly in NY or Chicago or somethin had done a story. Those journals are always good for that. DC's City Paper always has some dope, off-the-cuff, in-the-cut article about some wildness. Anyways, I found this article from, what I believe to be, Cleveland's alt weekly. One need only take a agnder at the headline, "Big Game Hunters" to know that you were in for a treat, so as long as you could stomach the nauseating chauvinism and immorality.

Look, I'm no prude, all though I wish I was more of a prude, ya know conscious-wise...and I think it'd be corny for me to get on the pulpit about this subject, since all of you know that, save a few slick-words here and there and my superiority-complex, I profoundly respect women and hate defiant, mean-spirited debauchery. But some of these dudes comments in this article were so deep in the gutter that it's straight up-n-down funny. Especially because they all seemed like dumb-as-a-brick frat boys. It's like how u laugh at southen-bumpkin, KKK rhetoric comin out the toothless mouth of some dweeb on a daytime talk show.

I won't even get into all the moral issues and social issues with this stuff because it's so ridiculous. Why even pose the question like, Why would some girl allow this to happen? when these scenarios are so far out. Forget trying to use this make some assumption or shed some light on gender inequality or the degradation of morals or the demise of the family-unit. This doesn't deserve that type of analysis. Just check these ridiculous highlights and after u control the gag reflex, I challenge anyone to say that they didn't at least crack an incredulous grin...

"Let's go out and pick up some pigs tonight," the guy would say. He homed in on fat girls, demanded oral sex, then kicked them out of the car when he was done. "He'd literally boot 'em out with his foot," .... Huh?

"I just talk to them like they're complete disgusting pigs," he says. "You gotta break 'em down with insults. Comment on their fat -- 'You're a dirty little pig.' They call me a dick, an asshole, but after a few beers, they're into it." ... What?

"Fat women are like Mopeds," they'll say. "They're fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you."
"Slap her thighs and ride the wave in."
"Roll her in flour and find the wet spot." ... Are u kidding me?

"They understand their place," Rick says. "They know they're pigs. They don't get it like a normal girl could. They're desperate." ... One question.

By the way, I doubt sweat-hogging goes both ways, as in women go hogging for fat men. But if so, I'm lettin all the fly ladies know I will be in South Tampa saturday night, somewhere drinking rich lager or good scotch...please, feel free to sweat this hog.