A Couple Things II

Still havent been able to sit down and blog anything substantial lately. But I'm headed to St. Pete tomorrow for some more orientation and I'm gonna have the tech guys look at my laptop. Meanwhile, a couple things...

--- check out this story in the Washington Post. It's about some caucasion New York hipsters that throw Kill Whitey parties. Interested to hear some feedback.

--- me and the new hire out here in hernando went to Club Applebees after I finished my football stuff Friday night. This Applebees is ridculous and sad, but more on that in a future blog. The classic happening of the night came when our waitress took our order. First of all she was shaped like the Boss-lady from Monsters Inc. and she had a glass-eye. Anyways, my man Dave orders a Quesadilla burger and it comes with a side of mexican-ranch dressing. I order the same (even though I hate copy-cat orderers). I want an extra ranch w/ mine, as does Dave. Only, I want one Mexican ranch and one regular Ranch. Dave wants two Mexican ranches. So here's how the conversation goes...

Me: Can I have an extra ranch with mine?
Glass-eye: Sure.
Dave: Me, too.
Glass: OK.
Me: OK, but I want one mexican and one regular.
Dave: I want two mexicans.
Glass: Are you guys talking about ranch or people. Cause we gotta couple Mexicans in the back, too. You want them? They're washing dishes.

...then she winked her glass-eye.


Yesssss!