Where them flies comin' from?

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I'm trying 2 get the slick "lunchtime pedicure"....sneak away joint. These monsters straight foiled that! They act like they're ready for me...put my feet in WATER...turn on the "ja-coochie" bubble action. Don't come back to me for more than 15 mins!!! Now I got SOGGY A$$ FEET....& I should be back @ work!!! I was about to spaz!!! Plus, they got these flies all over the place....like there's a pile of *ish* close by!!! Or they got an Ethiopian child locked in the bathroom!!! Not comin back 2 this place....I'll go to my regular spot....