Florida weather
What's the weather like where you're at?
It's 45 in Buff. 50 in the BX. 57 in the Strict. Gray clouds covering those spots today.
It's 67 here. Crisp. The sky is perriwinkle blue. Not a cloud in sight either. And the sun is gettin busy.
I hate Florida weather for the most part (summer's too long and no Fall), but it's jive autumnal today. Granted, the leaves are still green...i'm not gettin a dope tri-colored branch with a lil cranberry, a lil lime, and a lil burnt orange. But this weather is magnificent.
I'm hater. Let's get that outta the way. If you roll to DC and ever run into my niggas there, that's something they like to say about me...to the point where I can;t even dislike somethin w/o it being dismissed as (please excuse this word, but i couldnt resist) hateration. So be it.
I'm definitely a Florida-weather hater. I just really don't get the hoopla.
Let's check this for a quick minute:
1) Hurricanes
2) Dumb, stupid, ridiculous, foolish, piss-hot summers
3) That summer lasts from April to October.
4) No frikkin Fall
Yeah, I was definitely playin the jerk role this past January when I left DC and the 30 degree weather, drove 16 hours and arrived in Orlando -- 75 with the royal blue ceiling. From Nov to March -- a good five months out of the year -- the weather is spectatcular. It'll be February and you'll be driving down the street looking at palm trees casting ill shadows, cause there aren't any clouds in the sky.
But still, Canes, a balls-hot, seven-month summer...and NO FRIKKIN FALL.
I might be more of a Fall Dude than I am a Music Dude, Food Dude or Incredible Dude. Pops used to take us on trips to see the leaves back in the day. Western New York autumns are downright gorgeous. DC's got a jaw-dropping autumn too. I used to love driving up-n-down the Balt-Wash Pkwy between october and Decemeber. It was crazy. The BW is lined with healthy trees and the leaves would go absolutely nuts in the Fall. I can;t get enough of autumn. I've worn out Autumn's tooth-brush bristles. Even the gear you rock in autumn is the illest. Like, the ladies can -- at times -- just rock a sweater that stops right at the waistline, so your eyes can still taste all that good stuff cookin down below. The Fall is also the absolute best time to BBQ. I mean, u gotta feel me on this Fall thing.
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No frikkin Fall in Florida! It's just ridiculous and sometimes I wanna ask Jehovah why he set this dumb state up this way. I really do. How can you not have Autumn? Kills me.
But I must say, with all that whinin', I'm lovin the weather today. I was drivin down the Vet, sunroof open, blaring Pharoah Sander's Astral Travelin. Now that's gangsta.
It's 45 in Buff. 50 in the BX. 57 in the Strict. Gray clouds covering those spots today.
It's 67 here. Crisp. The sky is perriwinkle blue. Not a cloud in sight either. And the sun is gettin busy.
I hate Florida weather for the most part (summer's too long and no Fall), but it's jive autumnal today. Granted, the leaves are still green...i'm not gettin a dope tri-colored branch with a lil cranberry, a lil lime, and a lil burnt orange. But this weather is magnificent.
I'm hater. Let's get that outta the way. If you roll to DC and ever run into my niggas there, that's something they like to say about me...to the point where I can;t even dislike somethin w/o it being dismissed as (please excuse this word, but i couldnt resist) hateration. So be it.
I'm definitely a Florida-weather hater. I just really don't get the hoopla.
Let's check this for a quick minute:
1) Hurricanes
2) Dumb, stupid, ridiculous, foolish, piss-hot summers
3) That summer lasts from April to October.
4) No frikkin Fall
Yeah, I was definitely playin the jerk role this past January when I left DC and the 30 degree weather, drove 16 hours and arrived in Orlando -- 75 with the royal blue ceiling. From Nov to March -- a good five months out of the year -- the weather is spectatcular. It'll be February and you'll be driving down the street looking at palm trees casting ill shadows, cause there aren't any clouds in the sky.
But still, Canes, a balls-hot, seven-month summer...and NO FRIKKIN FALL.
I might be more of a Fall Dude than I am a Music Dude, Food Dude or Incredible Dude. Pops used to take us on trips to see the leaves back in the day. Western New York autumns are downright gorgeous. DC's got a jaw-dropping autumn too. I used to love driving up-n-down the Balt-Wash Pkwy between october and Decemeber. It was crazy. The BW is lined with healthy trees and the leaves would go absolutely nuts in the Fall. I can;t get enough of autumn. I've worn out Autumn's tooth-brush bristles. Even the gear you rock in autumn is the illest. Like, the ladies can -- at times -- just rock a sweater that stops right at the waistline, so your eyes can still taste all that good stuff cookin down below. The Fall is also the absolute best time to BBQ. I mean, u gotta feel me on this Fall thing.
...
No frikkin Fall in Florida! It's just ridiculous and sometimes I wanna ask Jehovah why he set this dumb state up this way. I really do. How can you not have Autumn? Kills me.
But I must say, with all that whinin', I'm lovin the weather today. I was drivin down the Vet, sunroof open, blaring Pharoah Sander's Astral Travelin. Now that's gangsta.
posted by Twistinado @ 3:10 PM
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