Arabs vs Africans

I'm just here to let you know that Arabs stink just as much as Africans. I mean, Africans dont have a monopoly on stinch, naa mean. I walked past an Arab today on my way from work and he had the whole block smelling like his natural body odor stinch. 6th ave is a huge street, its the friggin Avenue of the Americas...if u can take over the smell of a whole NYC street with all the exhaust and falafel stations, hot dog stands, sewage -- that's some funk. And thats when it hit me that 96.7% of Arabs stink.

Trust me, I know full well the power of African funk. Everyday on my commute to work, I have about a six block walk down Broadway, which is lined with Africans hawking Nikes and watches and such. The smell is palapable. I stopped going to a pizzeria on 28th and Broadway because African stinch would mess up the way my slice tastes. In D.C., i lived in a NE suburb full of Nigerians, whose smell is a little less tart, but more musky than Kenyans. Africans can funk it up and the world knows it.

But Arabs, I believe, are underappreciated in this arena. Ask yourself, save some pretty boy son of an oil tycoon, have you ever encountered an Arab wearing cologne? Not me. Like Africans, they subscribe to the natural code. And, maybe its the curry, but their natural oils and body odors are more pungent. in fact, i kinda think i should be commissioned to study this for some hygiene association. this battle needs to be settled, because i know that everytime and African passes an Arab on the street, they secretly check to see which smell is the most powerful. I bet the Arab wins 4 out 7 times.

Yeah, I'm rambling...but I'm just sayin...Africans arent the only people doin serious damage with their funk games.

(note: Northern Africans -- somolians, ethiopians, egyptians -- are like African-Arab hybrids, based on their geographic locations. but i typically find them to smell more like Arabs. just thought u should know.)